Forgive intrusion, says the bit
When it repairs what it thinks fit
Data, files or passwords secret
Nothing's safe when bits will eat it
Munching food and drinking rum
Repairing data can be fun!

Ones and Zeroes turned around
To match new strings that will astound
The User's files - turned inside out
An impact surely worth a Stout
Repaired and gone, all files are stashed
Into a place that we call "crash"

[ Merry Christmas everyone :-) ]