How come this printer does no printing
When some turn up and eyes are squinting
To find solutions on the screen
And stop that printers yelling scream

Flailing madly, trying contacts
Printer herds all jobs in stacked racks
A cry of help recedes unnoticed
The load of jobs will soon be massive

Can't anybody far away
Solve this vast mixed up array?
Not printers fault when nothing works
Will lead to printer called a jerk

Cables will be overloaded
Networks scrambling to withhold it
All this data on the move
And no address to send it to

Important to tell your DNS
New machines add to the stress
What makes up endless world-wide nets
Of printers printing all those debts